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Me Sarcastic, No.
Anonymous asked:
You should be very, very thankful that you grew up in such a lovely kingdom as the united kingdom. It’s a wonderful place.
did you just watch Mary Poppins or something
it’s always “do you sing dracos or ron’s part in granger danger” as if i won’t try and fail to sing both
officer: pop the trunk
me: I can explain
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hi this is so funny to me
literally cant stop thinking about “dude discreetly gives woman lactaid pill after she expresses concern over a milkshake on their first date and now they’re married” like… the romance of it all…
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i just spoke to a 4 year old who has a phone. a real working phone. with data and everything. who she gon call? elmo aint got minutes
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*touches ground* Something horrible happened here.
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me: what is that obnoxious glowing ORB in the sky
friend: the sun
me: im gonna fight it
light “yagami” backwards, what that spell?
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